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Behold! The Gates of Dan.
Greetings traveler. I am Dan, the ruler of this domain.
In ages past, I soared through the heavens as the rider of great metal
dragons. But in the year 2012, I answered the call of a different
magic: the ancient art of software crafting.
From my Tower of Contemplation, I now serve the Legendary Builders of
Framer . As Warlock of the
Backend Voids, I wield arcane spells and command vast armies of
immortal Gophers to SHAPE THE DIGITAL AETHER TO MY WILL!
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Behold! The Tower of Contemplation.
But that is not all. I also practice the Dark Arts of Pastromancy.
Fueled by dough, cinnamon buns make my power (and waistline) grow.
When not manipulating the digital cosmos (or resisting the baked
temptations of evil) you will find me lost in tomes of epic adventure.
Occasionally, I dare to attempt the Sacred Dance of Salsa. Although,
my mastery of this art remains... a work in progress.
Welcome to Dan's Land.
Fantasy map of Dan's Land with three clickable locations: The Gates of
Dan (Home), Chaos Fields (GitHub), and Garden of Knowledge (Digital
garden).
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? Click marked locations to traverse the land