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Dan's Land
The Oracles of DNS foretold your arrival.
Greetings traveler. I am Dan, the ruler of this domain.
In ages past, I soared through the heavens as the rider of great metal dragons. But in the year 2012, I answered the call of a different magic: the ancient art of software crafting.
From my Tower of Contemplation, I now serve the Legendary Builders of Framer. As Warlock of the Backend Voids, I wield arcane spells and command vast armies of immortal Gophers to SHAPE THE DIGITAL AETHER TO MY WILL!
Maniacal laughter echoes through the load balancers...
But that is not all. I also practice the Dark Arts of Pastromancy. Fueled by dough, cinnamon buns make my power (and waistline) grow.
When not manipulating the digital cosmos (or resisting the baked temptations of evil) you will find me lost in tomes of epic adventure. Occasionally, I dare to attempt the Sacred Dance of Salsa. Although, my mastery of this art remains... a work in progress.
Welcome to Dan's Land.
Garden of Knowledge
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